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All My Exes Live In Texas Kalashnikov - Men's T-Shirt

£19.70 GBP
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Black

ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS — KALASHNIKOV TEE

All my rifles live in Texas.

The All My Exes Live in Texas Tee takes a little Texas country royalty and runs it straight through the Faktory 47 machine.

Inspired by the unmistakable style of the King of Country Music, George Strait, this design trades the concert stage for Kalashnikov culture. A glowing cowboy hat in electric blue sits above Mikhail Kalashnikov rendered in classic red neon-country script. It looks like something you'd see glowing above the bar of a Texas honky-tonk—if that honky-tonk kept an AK behind the counter.

It's country music, Kalashnikovs, and Texas culture colliding exactly where they should.

And if you're headed to KalashBash Texas, this one was practically made for the occasion. Whether you're hitting the range, hanging around the event, or finding a cold beer afterward, you've got a shirt that brings some honky-tonk swagger to Kalashnikov country.

Printed on black, the electric blue cowboy hat and red Mikhail Kalashnikov signature create an old-school neon-sign look that's clean, recognizable, and just subtle enough that you have to know the references to get the whole joke.

Details: Premium Next Level Apparel blank; Texas-country-inspired front graphic; neon red and blue styling; Mikhail Kalashnikov signature treatment; cowboy-hat motif; perfect for KalashBash Texas and anyone whose playlists have as much country in them as their gun safe has combloc.

The King of Country meets the King of Kalashnikovs.

All my exes live in Texas. All my rifles do too.

    Features

    This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch and runs a little longer cut which hides your EDC very well. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

    • Athletic Fit
    • 60% cotton / 40% polyester
    • Pre-shrunk fabric